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MISS TV GIRL'S RULES FOR WINNING "BIG BROTHER 16"

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My one and only favorite reality television series "Big Brother" returns Wednesday at 8pm on CBS , hosted by Julie Chen, 
I am really really hoping for some smart and strategic players instead of the borderline emotionally damaged and racist players from Big Brother 15. I think we are all hoping for a less destructive and mean group of people.Yes, I understand that it is a game and people will lie and cheat to get to the end. But, please let's keep it about the game and not the petty jealousy and racism that crept in last season. Enough about last season.

I still believe that before entering the house, watching the Will and Dan seasons are a must. Now the two of them played very risky and dangerous games, but at the same time they were never careless and dumb. Do we all remember Ronnie from "Big Brother 11" ? Dumb!

So here are my rules for how to win "Big Brother 16"

1.Watch the Will and Dan seasons!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2. Don't fall in love with a fellow house guest, you instantly become a target because the house knows that you two will protect each other

3. Don't take anything personally, when you do, your game becomes emotional and you lose

4.TRUST NO ONE, remember you do not know these people and they are there to win, so always follow your gut.

5. Head of Household PLEASE!!!!! vote to evict your target, not the target of the house.

If the players follow the five above rules, I can promise you a place in the Finale 3.

Now, if you end up in a house like "Big Brother 11, consider yourself very very lucky because theses rules do not apply. Why? Because everything will be based on luck . Let's not forget Jordan won the game.


"Big Brother" follows a group of people living together in a house outfitted with dozens of cameras and microphones recording their every move 24 hours a day. Each week, the Houseguests vote someone out of the house. At the end, the last remaining Houseguests receives the grand prize of $500,000.

GREAT NEWS!!!!!!!!!!!!! - "PRETTY LITTLE LIARS" RETURNS TONIGHT

SNEAK PEEK: JUSTIFIED - SEASON 5

I am so excited for the return of Justified on Tuesday, January 7. I don't know about you but seeing Dewey Crowe in the above clip truly made me smile.Dewey is truly I hot mess and I love every bit of it. I also can't wait to see what type of trouble Boyd and Wynn Duffy get into, this duo can't mean anything good. Finally, my favorite and extremely HOT!!!!!US Marshall Rayland Givens seems to be up to what he does best shooting people.

OPRAH’S NEXT CHAPTER” - AFRICAN-AMERICAN WOMEN IN HOLLYWOOD

Relased by Miss TV Girl

Oprah Winfrey sits down for an in-depth conversation with some of Hollywood's most powerful female African-American actresses including Alfre Woodard, Viola Davis, Phylicia Rashad and Gabrielle Union. In the discussion, the iconic actresses open up about the challenges, criticism and competition they face as African-American women in Hollywood. In the groundbreaking conversation, the women shed light on a topic that is not often discussed in the entertainment industry.

Please tune in on for a conversation that is considered by many people in and out of show business to be long over due on Sunday, June 23rd from 9-10 p.m. ET/PT.                                 

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MISS TV GIRL'S RULES FOR WINNING "BIG BROTHER 14"

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My one and only favorite reality television series "Big Brother" returns Thursday July 12 (9:00-10:00 PM, ET/PT), Following the premiere, "BIG BROTHER" will be broadcast three nights weekly, beginning Sunday, July 15 (8:00-9:00 PM, ET/PT), Wednesday, July 18 (8:00-9:00 PM, ET/PT) and the LIVE eviction show, hosted by Julie Chen, beginning Thursday, July 19 (8:00-9:00 PM, live ET/delayed PT).

 Like previous years, I will continue to give spoilers and updates about the events inside the house throughout the season.

I am really really hoping for some smart players instead of emotional players this year.  Now don't get me wrong there is nothing wrong with going inside the Big Brother house and making friends and alliances, but you can not forget that you are in the"Big Brother" house to play a game and win a lot of money and so are your fellow housemates.  So don't be surprised if someone lies to you.

I still believe that for anyone entering the house watching the Will and Dan seasons are a must. Now the two of of them played very risky and dangerous games, but at the same time they were never careless and dumb. Do we all remember Ronnie from "Big Brother 11" ? Dumb!

So here are my rules for how to win "Big Brother 12"

1.Watch the Will and Dan seasons!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2. Don't fall  in love with a fellow houseguest, you instantly become a target because the house knows that you two will protect each other

3. Don't take anything personally, when you do, your game becomes emotional and you lose

4.TRUST NO ONE, remember you do not know these people and they are there to win, so always follow your gut.

5. Head of Household vote to evict your target, not the target of the house.

If the players  follow the five above rules, I can promise you a place in the Finale 3.

Now, if you end up in a house like "Big Brother 11, consider yourself very very lucky because theses rules do not apply. Why? Because everything will be based on luck . Let's not forget Jordan won the game.

"Big Brother" follows a group of people living together in a house outfitted with dozens of cameras and microphones recording their every move 24 hours a day. Each week, the Houseguests vote someone out of the house. At the end, the last remaining Houseguests receives the grand prize of $500,000.

RIP: ANDY GRIFFITH

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The wonderfully talent Andy Griffith, the beloved Sheriff Andy Taylor of TV’s iconic “The Andy Griffith Show” and dramatic defense attorney Matlock passed away this morning. He was 86


He will truly be missed by those of us who he made laugh and cry time after time with memorable roles on the “Andy Griffith Show” and "Matlock".

“The Andy Griffith Show” was way before my time, but there was always something about the show and characters that resonated and made me long for a time that had long passed with no chance of returning. I think growing up in Atlanta and spending my summers in Dudley, Georgia, with my grandparents, which was not that different from Mayberry helped me to appreciate the quiet and simple life that the show put on full display week after week.

Andy Griffith you will be missed, but never forgotten. Rest in Peace and say hello to Don Knotts for me.

SNEAK PEEK: BURN NOTICE

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Boy did I need the Kleenex after watching this clip of Michael falling apart during his reunion with Fiona  from Thursday's episode of "Burn Notice.  I have really enjoyed the past two episodes, which have been less fast-paced action and explosion and more heart and emotion.


At the end of the last season, we saw Fiona turn herself in to the authorities in the wake of a bombing meant to take out o their mutual enemy Larry(Tim Matheson). But, unaware that Michael's seriously deranged and dangerous nemesis Anson(Jere Burns) had planted extra explosives,  that not only killed Larry but two innocent security officers.

To say the least Michal is not taking Fiona's incarceration very well.as you can see in the above clip.

"SUITS" SEASON 2 PREMIERE: THE SECRET IS OUT

 
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Last night we saw the return of Suits and boy did it not disappoint.  When you look back at Season 1 the biggest question the show had you asking was how long could Mike (Patrick J. Adams) and Harvey (Gabriel Macht) keep their secret from Jessica (Gina Torres), now I must admit I had no idea we would get the answer so soon in the series run. Suits opened its second season with a dinner date between Jessica and Mike, and the cat and mouse game of does she or doesn’t she know began.  Harvey tried to reassure a beyond paranoid Mike that the dinner invite was actually an honor.  All of the most successful Pearson Hardman partners got the same treatment as first years.  To be honest, Harvey had me convinced, I was swearing at the television about how the previews were so misleading, but boy was Harvey and I wrong.

Harvey may have calmed Mike’s nerves, but he knows Jessica well enough to know when she is up to something.  So, when she returns from dinner with Mike, Harvey is waiting with questions. Jessica’s reveal was awesome, just as Harvey is feeling all confident and reassured that she doesn’t know anything, she stops him dead in his tracks and in her words “He may have checked out clean, but I know that kid is full shit, because there may be a record of him graduating from Harvard law, but there is no record of him graduating from any college anywhere on the face of earth” BAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!! So, Harvey is told to fire Mike, which we all know won’t and didn’t happen.  I love how Harvey can’t admit to himself that he really cares about Mike.

By the way Trevor the so-called best friend, who outed Mike to Jessica, is a despicable human being.  Now, don’t get me wrong, Mike dating Jenny and lying about it was pretty lame, but I feel that Trevor owed it him after all of the times Mike literally saved his ass to hear his side of the story.

Suits looks like it is a off to a great start with this season 2 opener and I can’t wait see what Suits has in store for the rest of the season..

"PRETTY LITTLE LIARS": JENNA WE CAN SEE YOU

 

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Last week we saw the return of Pretty Little Liars after a wonderful finale that saw the death of Emily’s girlfriend Maya and revelation of Mona as A.

This week’s episode we saw Emily having yet again another breakdown, now don't get me wrong I totally understand being upset about Mya’s death, but boy has she been extra annoying these past two episodes. Anyway, Emily notices a necklace in her bag that says “Dead Girls Can’t Smile” and is adorned with teeth and the everyday insanity that is their lives starts. A debate about what to do with the necklace lands it in the toilet. How can four girls fit into one non-handicap stall? Amazing!!!!  As you probably have guessed due to a highly sensitive toilet sensor the necklace is flushed after the ringing of the school bell. 

I have to ask myself after the first 10 min. of the episode why am I still watching “Pretty Little Liars” ?  My answer, because it is a guilty pleasure and when it is good, which is about 85% of the times it is really good.  Now back to the episode.  Soon afterwards we see the not so blind Jenna who gives Aria the best line of the night “Is it me or is she blinder than she was last year”.  This leads to the girls going back and forth about rather Jenna is faking it or not.  And as you probably have guessed the girls set a trap for Jenna and of course she takes the bait and now they know her secret.  This reveal gives  Aria the 2^nd best line of the night after the girls argue about outing Jenna  “Don't look at me I'm ready to hang a sign Bitch can see”.

I know it's early in the season and my complaints and disappointments may be a little premature, but I kind of feel like I am watching the first season again. Now don't get me wrong I did not think for a moment that we were finish with A , but the nonstop text messaging  from the 1^st season has started again and it is enough to make me want to run for the hills. I understand this is A way of showing how she sees all and is everywhere, but I prefer the intimidation by action more so than text messaging. 

THE BACHELORETTE RECAP

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Southern belle no more …Bachelorette Emily went West Virginia on his ass!


Emily Maynard finally fully sheds her too perfect image and gets real. I have enjoyed Emily on her season of the Bachelorette much more than when she was one of the girls vying for Brad Womak’s affection on The Bachelor. She was the girl every girl loves to hate on The Bachelor but on her season as The Bachelorette she has stopped being portrayed as little miss perfect and started being real/down-to-earth and actually seems like a cool chick I would want to be friends with. Last night, after telling Kalon she “loved to hear him talk” but to let her finish first, she told him to “get the f*#& out!” after he unapologetically referred to her daughter as “baggage.” I suppose that truth be told, Emily does have some baggage (don’t we all) but she took umbrage with his implication that her daughter was a burden rather than a blessing. Obviously, Kalon was not interested in finding love with Emily and welcoming her and her daughter into his life with open arms. As such, Emily kicked him to the proverbial curb. It was greatly satisfying and a nice change from the last Bachelorette where we all were forced to painfully watch Ashley get made a fool of by Bentley (a name only suitable for a canine). I am sure we have not seen the last of Kalon on reality TV and I hope his butt sees the couch of a shrink as he clearly has some “issues.”

Kalon is not the only wanker among Emily’s suiters. I can hardly stomach looking at Ryan’s face anymore and having to watch Emily kiss him during the Shakespeare play put on during her group date made me gag. I am not sure why the producers of the show feel like they need to do things like offer a lesson in drinking tea or putting on a play. No one watches the show for that kind of crap. We watch the show to see if perhaps there might be love a-brewing. Frankly, I don’t see her settling down with any of these guys.

Last night she had individual dates with Sean and Jef and went on a group date with Ryan, Alejandro, Doug, Chris, Arie, Travis, John (who is this guy, he is never on air) and Kalon. In their individual date, Sean and Emily seemed to have a nice time and Emily really seems smitten by him. There must be more to him than what has been shown so far because I don’t see what she sees. He strikes me as boring and he is self-admittedly picky about women having been on very few dates in the past due to his high standards. He also mentions his faith often. Emily, I smell a judgmental jerk who will probably make you feel bad about yourself. Run. What I have noticed is that Emily seems to want someone who is VERY good looking but also real, sweet, a good provider, a great dad, funny, etc.etc. Someone needs to clue her in that almost never does someone who is exceptionally good looking ever develop the rest of the qualities she wants because they are never forced to.

Next was the group date where the whole “baggage” situation occurred. Other than that, the group date was a snore. Her individual date with Jef. I actually like Jef. He seems genuine and kind. But did any else notice that after his first kiss with Emily she patted him on the shoulder several times. It was not a typical reaction and it makes me think that she sees him as a little brother. I think she probably won’t choose Jef in the end.

During the drinks portion of the Rose Ceremony, Ryan wanted to show Emily that what they have is deep so he gave her a turquoise necklace. Huh? Again, he is just a wanker. I was hoping she would send him home so I don’t have to look at him next week. Emily scolded a few of the guys for not sticking up for her during the whole Kalon situation then ended the night by sending Alejandro the mushroom farmer on his way. Hopefully, she ditches Ryan, Travis, and John next and in that order.

 Next week Emily and the fellas go to Croatia. I don’t know much about Croatia so I am excited to learn a little and see what happens in the land of fake TV love.

"SISTER WIVES SEASON 3 EPISODE 8 RECAP

By Lisa Conn

Sister Wives is still my guilty pleasure despite the fact that it has gotten a little boring lately (especially since Christine stopped being jealous of Robyn and is no longer scorned that she is no longer Kody’s favorite wife). Nevertheless, I am still hooked.

Last night Logan, Mariah, Madison, and Hunter travelled back to Utah on their Spring Break to visit family and friends. During a picnic in chilly weather, Logan scolded his siblings who were complaining about the temperature and told them to, “Man the f*%# up.” I myself am a little loose with this word and so this made me giggle a little. Christine was horrified that Logan used such a vulgar word (Really? Your “husband” sleeps with 3 other women and you’re bothered by a teenager dropping one little f-bomb? Can you say “big picture”?) but Janelle won the coolest polygamist award because she says she will ignore his foul language. This coupled with Janelle’s statement last week that she would gladly accept one of her children if they happen to be homosexual has launched Janelle from my least favorite sister wife to a neck-and-neck race with Meri for top lady.

Later during the family business meeting, Robyn shows off her jewelry designs for their new business “My Sister Wives’ Closet.” Her jewelry designs mostly center around playing with ways to meld together the S and W in sister wives. If she wants to make this necklace as a gift then I think that would be a fine idea, but this as an idea for a business to sell to the general public…? I’m not sure anyone else is going to endorse polygamy by wearing her SW creations? I look forward to next Sunday to see what kind of shenanigans those crazy Brown polygs pull.

2012-2013 THE CW NETWORK SCHEDULE

MONDAY

8:00-9:00 PM 90210 **
9:00-10:00 PM GOSSIP GIRL ** / (THE CARRIE DIARIES premieres January, 2013) *

TUESDAY

8:00-9:00 PM HART OF DIXIE **
9:00-10:00 PM EMILY OWENS, M.D. *

WEDNESDAY

8:00-9:00 PM ARROW*
9:00-10:00 PM SUPERNATURAL **

THURSDAY

8:00-9:00 PM THE VAMPIRE DIARIES**
9:00-10:00 PM BEAUTY AND THE BEAST *

FRIDAY

8:00-9:00 PM AMERICA’S NEXT TOP MODEL **
9:00-10:00 PM NIKITA **

  * New Shows ** Returning Show

Officially renewed:
90210,GOSSIP GIRL, HART OF DIXIE, NIKITA, SUPERNATURAL, THE VAMPIRE DIARIES

Officially canceled/ending:
ONE TREE HILL, RINGER, THE SECRET CIRCLE

SNEAK PEEK: GREY'S ANATOMY SEASON FINALE

 By Miss TV Girl

I don't know about you, but I think after watching this episode I will probably need a sedative.  ABC has decided to release the first 6 minutes of the Season 8 "Grey's Anatomy" finale (airings Thursday, May 17) which will leave a main character dead.
"It's a big death and it's fairly shocking," Rhimes told THR. "It was hard, it was hard to write, it was hard to listen to at the table read. It is a difficult thing to do and not done lightly. When one of your main characters dies, it always affects the heart and soul of the hospital."

 So out of the six doctors who crash-landed somewhere in the woods on their way to Boise, who do you think will say goodbye to Seattle Grace forever.  I am going with Arizona if its one of the six, now don't be surprise if its someone not on the plane(hint: April).

ABC 2012-2013 TV SCHEDULE

  
 

 MONDAY
"Dancing with the Stars," 8:00 p.m.  **
"Castle," 10:00 p.m. **
"The Bachelor," 8:00 p.m.  (in January)**

TUESDAY
"Dancing with the Stars the Results Show," 8:00 p.m.**
"Happy Endings," 9:00 p.m.**
"Don't Trust the B---- in Apartment 23," 9:30 p.m.**
"Private Practice," 10:00 p.m.**
* "How to Live with Your Parents (For the Rest of Your Life)," 8:00 p.m. (in January) *
* "The Family Tools," 8:30 p.m.  (in January) *

WEDNESDAY
"The Middle," 8:00 p.m.**
"Suburgatory," 8:30 p.m.**
"Modern Family," 9:00 p.m.**
* "The Neighbors," 9:30 p.m.**
* "Nashville," 10:00 p.m.*

THURSDAY
* "Last Resort," 8:00 p.m. **
"Grey's Anatomy," 9:00 p.m. **
"Scandal," 10:00 p.m. **

FRIDAY:
"Shark Tank," 8:00 p.m  (moving to 9:00 p.m. in November)**
"Primetime: What Would You Do?" 9:00 p.m. (moving to 10:00 p.m. in November)**
"20/20," 10:00 p.m.  **
"Last Man Standing," 8:00 p.m. **
* "Malibu Country," 8:30 p.m. *

SATURDAY
"Saturday Night College Football," 8:00 p.m.

SUNDAY
"America's Funniest Home Videos," 7:00 p.m.**
"Once Upon a Time," 8:00 p.m.**
"Revenge," 9:00 p.m.  **
 "666 Park Avenue," 10:00 p.m.  *


 * New Shows         ** Returning Shows


       Officially renewed:

AMERICA’S FUNNIEST HOME VIDEOS, BODY OF PROOF, CASTLE, CELEBRITY WIFE SWAP, DANCING WITH THE STARS, DON’T TRUST THE B IN APT 23,GREY’S ANATOMY,HAPPY ENDINGS, LAST MAN STANDING, MODERN FAMILY, ONCE UPON A TIME,PRIVATE PRACTICE,REVENGE,SHARK TANK SUBURGATORY, THE BACHELOR, THE BACHELORETTE, THE MIDDLE SCANDAL,WIFE SWAP

Officially canceled/ending:

CHARLIE’S ANGELS, COUGAR TOWN (MOVING TO TBS),DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES, EXTREME MAKEOVER: HOME EDITION, GCB, MISSING, PAN AM,THE RIVER,WORK IT!,MAN UP

CBS 2012-2013 TV SCHEDULE

 

MONDAY
8:00-8:30 PM HOW I MET YOUR MOTHER **
8:30-9:00 PM PARTNERS*
 9:00-9:30 PM 2 BROKE GIRLS  **
 9:30-10:00 PM MIKE & MOLLY**
10:00-11:00 PM HAWAII FIVE-0 **

TUESDAY
8:00-9:00 PM NCIS **
9:00-10:00 PM NCIS: LOS ANGELES **
10:00-11:00 PM VEGAS *

WEDNESDAY
8:00-9:00 PM SURVIVOR **
9:00-10:00 PM CRIMINAL MINDS **
10:00-11:00 PM CSI: CRIME SCENE INVESTIGATION **

 THURSDAY
 8:00-8:30 PM THE BIG BANG THEORY **
 8:30-9:00 PM TWO AND A HALF MEN **
 9:00-10:00 PM PERSON OF INTEREST **
10:00-11:00 PM ELEMENTARY*

FRIDAY
8:00-9:00 PM CSI: NY **
 9:00-10:00 PM MADE IN JERSEY *
 10:00-11:00 PM BLUE BLOODS **

SATURDAY
8:00-9:00 PM CRIMETIME SATURDAY
9:00-10:00 PM CRIMETIME SATURDAY
10:00-11:00 PM 48 HOURS MYSTERY **

SUNDAY
7:00-8:00 PM 60 MINUTES **
8:00-9:00 PM THE AMAZING RACE **
9:00-10:00 PM THE GOOD WIFE **
10:00-11:00 PM THE MENTALIST **


* New Shows         ** Returning Shows



 Officially renewed:

2 BROKE GIRLS,BIG BANG THEORY,BLUE BLOODS, CRIMINAL MINDS ,CSI,CSI: NY, HAWAII FIVE-0, HOW I MET YOUR MOTHER, , MIKE & MOLLY, NCIS, NCIS:LA, PERSON OF INTEREST, THE GOOD WIFE, THE MENTALIST, TWO AND A HALF MEN

Officially Canceled:

A GIFTED MAN, CSI: MIAMI, HOW TO BE A GENTLEMAN, NYC-22, ROB, UNFORGETTABLE

FOX 2012-2013 TV SCHEDULE

 

MONDAY
8:00-9:00 PM BONES*
9:00-10:00 PM THE MOB DOCTOR **
THE FOLLOWING ** (Midseason)

TUESDAY
8:00-8:30 PM RAISING HOPE *
8:30-9:00 PM BEN AND KATE **
 9:00-9:30 PM NEW GIRL *
9:30-10:00 PM THE MINDY PROJECT **
THE GOODWIN GAMES ** (Midseason)

WEDNESDAY
8:00-10:00 PM THE X FACTOR * (Fall) / AMERICAN IDOL (Midseason)

THURSDAY
8:00-9:00 PM THE X FACTOR * Results (Fall) / AMERICAN IDOL Results (Midseason)
9:00-10:00 PM GLEE *

FRIDAY
8:00-9:00 PM TOUCH *
9:00-10:00 PM FRINGE* (Fall)
HELL’S KITCHEN * returns in Midseason.

SATURDAY
7:00-10:30 PM FOX SPORTS SATURDAY (fall)
COPS * returns in Midseason.
ANIMATION DOMINATION HIGH-DEF** ( will join late-prime in 2013.)

SUNDAY
7:00-7:30 PM NFL Game (Fall) / ANIMATION DOMINATION (encores)
7:30-8:00 PM THE OT (Fall) / THE CLEVELAND SHOW*
8:00-8:30 PM THE SIMPSONS*
8:30-9:00 PM BOB’S BURGERS *
9:00-9:30 PM FAMILY GUY*
9:30-10:00 PM AMERICAN DAD*


* New Shows                ** Returning Show


Officially renewed:

AMERICAN DAD (through 2013-2014), BONES , FAMILY GUY (through 2013-2014,  FRINGE GLEE, NEW GIRL, RAISING HOPE, THE CLEVELAND SHOW, THE SIMPSONS, THE X FACTOR,TOUCH

Officially canceled/ending:

ALCATRAZ, ALLEN GREGORY, BREAKING IN, HOUSE, I HATE MY TEENAGE DAUGHTER TERRA, NOVA, THE FINDER